i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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