you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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