is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and she was petting her beer can
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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