Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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