When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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