I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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