dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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