i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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