If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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