i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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