Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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