Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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