Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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