babies were throwing up all over the place
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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