Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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