I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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