Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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