whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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