areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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