he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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