he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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