i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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