it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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