youre lurking in front of me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
you never un-have a 4some
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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