We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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