i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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