just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Randomize
