3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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