we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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