Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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