summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
