why didn't you poke me back
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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