when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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