He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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