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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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