i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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