I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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