My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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