No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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