she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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