All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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