i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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