I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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