Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
