Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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