We're facebook friends in real life
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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