I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize