Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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