That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
