I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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