i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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