what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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