? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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