Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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