At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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