I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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