that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He felt like a one man threesome
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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