Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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