I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
